Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
giant barks and teeny mews
that is all